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“Megs, back me up here,” Rodimus says, like that’s a reasonable expectation.

“Absolutely not,” Megatron says.

“Thank you,” Ratchet says. He sounds extremely annoyed, but Megatron can’t tell if it’s at having to thank him, or at Rodimus. Both seem plausible.

“Ugh, you’re so boring,” Rodimus says, “C’mon Megs, you’ve done way wilder shit than this, I know you changed alt like, all the time, who even does that. That’s way harder than working out how to make sure I have the biggest rack on board-”