100 things eames is no longer allowed to do while working for cobb
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Published: 13 April 2012
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Not Allowed To Quote The 'Dweam Wivvin A Dream Line From 'The Princess Bride'
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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published: 13 April 2012
Eames' Projections Should Not Be Hundreds Of Arthurs
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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length: 0:10:00-0:20:00,
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published: 13 April 2012
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Arthur Is Not An Alien, I Don't Care What Kind Of Proof You Think You Have
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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published: 13 April 2012
Not Allowed To Pay Gambling Debts With IOU Notes Signed D. Cobb
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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length: under 0:10:00,
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published: 17 April 2012
You May Never Mention The Word Ponyboy. Ever. #88 We Are Not Talking Of That Incident Again. I Mean This. #89 If I Catch You Playing With The Children's My Little Ponies Again, I Will Kill You Immediately. #90
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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length: 0:10:00-0:20:00,
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published: 22 April 2012
Eames's Projections Should Stop Doing That To Each Other. Especially In Front Of The Real Arthur.
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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published: 28 May 2012
Not Allowed To Sing 'Arthur In The Afternoon", On Pain Of Death
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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length: 0:10:00-0:20:00,
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published: 28 May 2012
Do Not Arrange Sleeping Colleagues In Compromising Positions & Do Not Cover Sleeping Colleagues In Chocolate Syrup
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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published: 28 May 2012
Casting 'Legillimens' On A Mark Is Not A Valid Extraction Technique
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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length: 0:10:00-0:20:00,
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published: 1 June 2012
When Arthur says he doesn't want to know where on his person Eames was hiding that pistol, he means it
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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published: 9 November 2012
Small portable dragons are not convincing weapons.
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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length: under 0:10:00,
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published: 10 February 2013
Not Allowed to Call Arthur Wart or The Once and Future King aka: Hot Buttered Fluff
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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length: under 0:10:00,
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published: 10 February 2013
You Can't Impregnate People By Pointing At Them. Okay You Can. Never Do That To Arthur Again. Ever.
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immoral_crow, unvarnishedtale
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published: 18 May 2013