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G Legacy Work

Published: 27 October 2024 Last Updated: 14 November 2025

Read by wingedwords, shmaylor, reena_jenkins, klb, inkjunket, forzandopod, ladyofmisrule, aethel Written by hardlygolden

No Archive Warnings Apply, brooklyn nine-nine, amy santiago/jake peralta, F/M, Gen, multivoice

Length 1:00:00-1:30:00 Language english

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m4b of all three compiled:

download m4b: here (r-click or press, and 'save link') [54 MB, 01:12:17]

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cover art by akamine_chan